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	<title>Goldenbird &#187; shorts</title>
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	<description>It&#039;s the Modern World, the Decline of the West, the Revolt of the Masses. It&#039;s 1920. It&#039;s going to be very silly.</description>
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		<title>Nyarlathotep i Babian nr 16!</title>
		<link>http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2010/04/26/nyarlathotep-i-babian-nr-16/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 08:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ainur</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Missa inte den spännande avslutningen på korthistorien Nyarlathotep &#8211; en självständig spinoff på Goldenbird på svenska &#8211; nu på babian.se ! Läs också de andra serierna &#8211; speciellt Maja Lünings &#8220;I goda vänners lag&#8221; med gästuppträdande av Oscar Wilde!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Missa inte den spännande avslutningen på korthistorien <a href="http://babian.se/nr16/">Nyarlathotep</a> &#8211; en självständig spinoff på Goldenbird på svenska &#8211; nu på <a href="http://babian.se/nr16/">babian.se</a> !<br />
Läs också de andra serierna &#8211; speciellt Maja Lünings &#8220;I goda vänners lag&#8221; med gästuppträdande av Oscar Wilde!</p>
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		<title>Whatever happened to Nyarlathotep?</title>
		<link>http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2010/04/19/whatever-happened/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ainur</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember my &#8220;Halloween special&#8221;? Well, Halloween is long gone, but I did finish the story, and it will be published by the online comic magazine babian.se in time for Small Press Expo in Stockholm this weekend. The whole comic will be in Swedish, of course, but I will post English translations here. I&#8217;m very grateful [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember my <a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/category/nyarlathotep/">&#8220;Halloween special&#8221;</a>? Well, Halloween is long gone, but I did finish the story, and it will be published by the online comic magazine <a href="http://babian.se/">babian.se</a> in time for Small Press Expo in Stockholm this weekend. The whole comic will be in Swedish, of course, but I will post English translations here.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m very grateful for this opportunity to practice editing (originally I planned a storyline of 28 installments, but now I was forced to squeeze in a satisfying conclusion in 10 pages &#8211; much better and much more convincing! At least if you&#8217;re a Lovecraft fan&#8230;). Hopefully people who haven&#8217;t read Goldenbird before will appreciate this short story and come here for more.</p>
<p>&#8220;Nyarlathotep&#8221; has everything &#8211; 1920&#8242;s pseudoscience, Lovecraft, puppies, fashion, egyptomania, tentacles, sexy men with big mustaches and/or big noses. Love it or lose your mind.</p>
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		<title>Tartuffe</title>
		<link>http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2010/04/06/tartuffe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ainur</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2010/04/06/tartuffe/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2010-04-06-Tartuffe.jpg" border="0" alt="Tartuffe" title="Tartuffe" /></a></p>One might ask how someone like Falco ends up tutoring someone like Mayann. All will be revealed in time, but at least superficially, the reason is financial (for him) and social (for her; she really wants to learn French since the American expat community in Paris bores her, but it is difficult to find a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2010/04/06/tartuffe/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2010-04-06-Tartuffe.jpg" border="0" alt="Tartuffe" title="Tartuffe" /></a></p><p>One might ask how someone like Falco ends up tutoring someone like Mayann. All will be revealed in time, but at least superficially, the reason is financial (for him) and social (for her; she really wants to learn French since the American expat community in Paris bores her, but it is difficult to find a serious teacher when you&#8217;re a pretty girl&#8230; Perhaps this guy can pass the test?).</p>
<p>Some useful links:<br />
<a href="http://www.theatrehistory.com/french/tartuffe001.html">Tartuffe</a> (I have actually participated in a Molière play &#8211; it was in <em>L&#8217;Avare</em>, or The Miser, in high school)<br />
<a href="http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Printemps_%28grands_magasins%29">History of Printemps</a>, the department store (It was ravaged by a fire in 1921, a year later &#8211; should we suspect Volkov?)</p>
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		<title>Silliness</title>
		<link>http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/10/22/silliness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ainur</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by &#8220;Dulcy, the Beautiful&#8221;, a comic strip in the British movie magazine Picture Show 1924. It&#8217;s not very funny but rather cute anyway, and supposedly written by silent star Constance Talmadge&#8230; Both Connie and her sister Norma were a bit dog-crazy.]]></description>
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Inspired by &#8220;Dulcy, the Beautiful&#8221;, a comic strip in the British movie magazine <a href="http://www.magazines.things-and-other-stuff.com/picture-show.html">Picture Show</a> 1924. It&#8217;s not very funny but rather cute anyway, and supposedly written by silent star<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constance_Talmadge"> Constance Talmadge</a>&#8230; Both Connie and her sister Norma were a bit <a href="http://goldenbirdsings.blogspot.com/2008/08/pomeranian-menace.html">dog-crazy</a>.<a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dulcy.jpg"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dulcy.jpg" alt="dulcy" title="dulcy" width="450" height="160" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-297" /></a></p>
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		<title>Nyarlathotep 14</title>
		<link>http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/10/18/nyarlathotep-14/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 10:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ainur</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/10/18/nyarlathotep-14/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/10/18/nyarlathotep-14/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2009-10-18-nyarlathotep-14.jpg" border="0" alt="Nyarlathotep 14" title="Nyarlathotep 14" /></a></p>Not again! In every story and every chapter there are some pet scenes that I dream of drawing, that I have figured out in my head long before I came up with the story that they are embedded in. To be honest, I&#8217;m more interested in scenes and situations than story lines or single pictures. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/10/18/nyarlathotep-14/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2009-10-18-nyarlathotep-14.jpg" border="0" alt="Nyarlathotep 14" title="Nyarlathotep 14" /></a></p><p>Not again!</p>
<p>In every story and every chapter there are some pet scenes that I dream of drawing, that I have figured out in my head long before I came up with the story that they are embedded in. To be honest, I&#8217;m more interested in scenes and situations than story lines or single pictures. The challenge is to bring up the patience and skills necessary to get the reader to the right point in the right way. This is one of the scenes I have been waiting for.</p>
<p>Click the category &#8220;Nyarlathotep&#8221; for the whole story from the beginning.</p>
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		<title>Nyarlathotep 13</title>
		<link>http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/10/17/nyarlathotep-13/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 21:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ainur</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/10/17/nyarlathotep-13/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/10/17/nyarlathotep-13/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2009-10-17-nyarlathotep-13.jpg" border="0" alt="Nyarlathotep 13" title="Nyarlathotep 13" /></a></p>Now it&#8217;s getting interesting. Yes, that&#8217;s a trapezohedron &#8211; in French, intriguingly called &#8220;antidiamant&#8221;. To be true to my source of inspiration, it properly ought to consist of bizarre non-Euclidean angles. Geometry &#8211; the only field of mathematics that I was ever any good at. (Note the past tense &#8211; nowadays I just hate using [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/10/17/nyarlathotep-13/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2009-10-17-nyarlathotep-13.jpg" border="0" alt="Nyarlathotep 13" title="Nyarlathotep 13" /></a></p><p>Now it&#8217;s getting interesting. Yes, that&#8217;s a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapezohedron">trapezohedron</a> &#8211; in French, intriguingly called &#8220;antidiamant&#8221;. To be true to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Haunter_of_the_Dark">my source of inspiration</a>, it properly ought to consist of bizarre non-Euclidean angles. Geometry &#8211; the only field of mathematics that I was ever any good at. (Note the past tense &#8211; nowadays I just hate using any kind of ruler.)</p>
<p>In the end it doesn&#8217;t matter &#8211; this crystal is an illustration of an abstract concept, not a scientific/magical device as such.</p>
<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/category/nyarlathotep/" target="_blank">The Nyarlathotep storyline archives are here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Nyarlathotep 12</title>
		<link>http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/10/09/nyarlathotep-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ainur</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/10/09/nyarlathotep-12/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2009-10-09-nyarlathotep-12.jpg" border="0" alt="Nyarlathotep 12" title="Nyarlathotep 12" /></a></p>I didn&#8217;t mean to disappear for a month, but I need to earn my living, you know! The Nyarlathotep archives are here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/10/09/nyarlathotep-12/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2009-10-09-nyarlathotep-12.jpg" border="0" alt="Nyarlathotep 12" title="Nyarlathotep 12" /></a></p><p>I didn&#8217;t mean to disappear for a month, but I need to earn my living, you know!</p>
<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/category/nyarlathotep/" target="_blank">The Nyarlathotep archives are here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Nyarlathotep 11</title>
		<link>http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/09/13/nyarlathotep-11/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:48:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ainur</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/09/13/nyarlathotep-11/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2009-09-13-nyarlathotep-11.jpg" border="0" alt="Nyarlathotep 11" title="Nyarlathotep 11" /></a></p>Falco&#8217;s little medal looks like this. I usually draw all my religious trivia from the Catholic Encyclopedia, 1911 edition. He probably received it as a gift from the Daughters of Charity, working in the slums of Paris. Even though this strip is focused on the inner life of Reverend Mr. Peregrini, I managed to squeeze [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/09/13/nyarlathotep-11/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2009-09-13-nyarlathotep-11.jpg" border="0" alt="Nyarlathotep 11" title="Nyarlathotep 11" /></a></p><p>Falco&#8217;s little medal <a href="http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Miraculous_medal.jpg" target="_blank">looks like this</a>. I usually draw all my religious trivia from <a href="http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10115a.htm" target="_blank">the Catholic Encyclopedia</a>, 1911 edition. He probably received it as a gift from the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_Labour%C3%A9" target="_blank">Daughters of Charity</a>, working in the slums of Paris.</p>
<p>Even though this strip is focused on the inner life of Reverend Mr. Peregrini, I managed to squeeze in Mochi twice. And there was much rejoicing&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Nyarlathotep 10</title>
		<link>http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/09/12/nyarlathotep-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ainur</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/09/12/nyarlathotep-10/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/09/12/nyarlathotep-10/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2009-09-12-nyarlathotep-10.jpg" border="0" alt="Nyarlathotep 10" title="Nyarlathotep 10" /></a></p>This was a tough one &#8211; because of Nyarly&#8217;s technobabble. There are other items that I would like to introduce, but the tuning fork did an impromptu entrance. He would of course have more effective oscillators for more sinister purposes. As usual, the Nyarlathotep archives are here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/09/12/nyarlathotep-10/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2009-09-12-nyarlathotep-10.jpg" border="0" alt="Nyarlathotep 10" title="Nyarlathotep 10" /></a></p><p>This was a tough one &#8211; because of Nyarly&#8217;s technobabble. There are other items that I would like to introduce, but the tuning fork did an impromptu entrance. He would of course have more effective oscillators for more sinister purposes.</p>
<p>As usual, <a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/category/nyarlathotep/" target="_blank">the Nyarlathotep archives are here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Nyarlathotep 09</title>
		<link>http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/09/06/nyarlathotep-09/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ainur</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/09/06/nyarlathotep-09/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2009-09-06-nyarlathotep-09.jpg" border="0" alt="Nyarlathotep 09" title="Nyarlathotep 09" /></a></p>Mochi tells the nasty man to &#8220;shut up&#8221; in Japanese. The debate here reflects my annoyance with old adventure stories, where ancient African civilizations almost invariably were led by white people, and intelligence was measured by European beauty standards. Of course, such sentiments can be found in Lovecraft&#8217;s tales, but he relished in disrupting his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/2009/09/06/nyarlathotep-09/"><img src="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/comics/2009-09-06-nyarlathotep-09.jpg" border="0" alt="Nyarlathotep 09" title="Nyarlathotep 09" /></a></p><p>Mochi tells the nasty man to <a href="http://www.ne.jp/asahi/dream-worker/finance/urusee.gif" target="_blank">&#8220;shut up&#8221;</a> in Japanese.</p>
<p>The debate here reflects my annoyance with old adventure stories, where ancient African civilizations almost invariably were led by white people, and intelligence was measured by European beauty standards. Of course, such sentiments can be found in Lovecraft&#8217;s tales, but he relished in disrupting his own Anglo-Saxon purity ideal &#8211; nobody was safe, anybody could degenerate into a Dagon-worshipping fish monster or a cannibalistic ghoul. How much of his virulent racism was added for horrific effect, and how much was based on genuine convictions? HPL was a bit of a troll sometimes.</p>
<p>New to the Nyarlathotep storyline? Go to <a href="http://goldenbird.ainurin.net/category/nyarlathotep/" target="_blank">the Archives</a>.</p>
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